2003 Golden Globes

Again, I'm back to comment on the fashions at an award show. I'm happy to say that, for the most part, the stars looked good. Not all of them but most. So, here goes.
Yes, that's Fidel, I mean, Alec Baldwin. He's a commie pinko, but he does have nice fashion sense. The hankie in the coat is a very nice touch.
Catherine Zeta-Jones. This is what a pregnant woman is supposed to look like at an awards show. It's obvious she's not svelte and thin, she's pregnant and she looks GOOD.
Allison Janney - She's not working here. The flower on the skirt isn't that good and the shirt - well, she's one of the "let's show some boobage" group (the Boob Squad) that was at the Golden Globes (well named for these ladies, that's for sure)
Anne Hathaway - More Golden Globes. Other than that, she looks pretty good. I would say she hit the outer limit of good fashion for an awards show with this dress, but didn't cross over. And she's pretty, too.
Renee Zellweger - I really don't know what all the fuss is about with her - she seems awfully squinty to me. But, she did look good at the Globes. The dress was a little different, yet not too overstated. Good job, squinty.
Bernie Mac - He has never looked better. I'm not a big fan of the three button tux, but considereing how this man has dressed before, I say "Praise the Lord!"
Susan Sarandon - Another commie pinko who looked great. She still got the body (barely) for this dress and she used it - good for her.
This dress was OK, I didn't love it as much as everyone else, but what's up with the hair? I thought she looked terrible from the neck up.
Speaking of looking bad - here we have Shirley McClaine. I thought she looked old and musty - she must have chanelled some poorly dressed Indian from 4,000 BC for fashion tips.
Bono and Edge - Again, two people who have looked so bad in the past, I'm delerious to see them only this messed up. Good job boys, maybe next year, ties!
Sharon Stone - What a mess!! What was she thinking? She can be so pretty, this was a disaster. Oh, man!
Everyone, this was the worst dressed person at the Golden Globes - Lara Flynn Boyle. I'm speachless. Honestly, I can't think of anything bad enough to describe this dress.
Sean Astin - This looks a little too much like a business suit for me. A bow tie, boy - a bow tie.
Brad Pitt - At least he shaved, but he still looks like an insult to the rest of the people who bothered to dress up.
Scott Rudin - He was in the Rob Reiner look alike contest and the poorest fitting tie/shirt combo, too. Go back to Chicago, or wherever you came from, OK?
Calista Flockart has started to put some weight on her skinny body and is looking incrementally better, too.
Martin Scorsese - Just looks great. See, men have it easy and no excuse to look like a slob. Tux and a bow tie, boys, tux and a bow tie
Cameron Diaz - This is the Golden Globes, an awards show, sweetheart - not the Golden Globes, a strip cub in Oakland, OK?
Sarah Jessica Parker - More boobage, as well as she could do it. I don't know, the look was all there, she certainly had something, but I don't think I liked it. Oh, well.
I was doing the same thing when I saw this coming down the red carpet. She's too old to wear a dress like this and the color - I haven't seen that since my last bowl of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
Like Bernie Mac, Samuel L. Jackson, in a velvet jacket I would normally dismiss as a fashion problem, gets a mild thumbs up from me because of the past fashion murders he has committed before.
Christine Lahti - the dress looks like early 60's vinyl kitchen furniture. It's well fitted, but the design takes me back to tupperware. The hair was a mess, too.
Salma Hayak - Oh my, she was a dream!! This simple, yet perfect dress was amazing!! She has such a great body, she only needed a dress to show it off and she found it. Edward Norton's tie was too small, but who was looking at him anyway?
Speaking of beauty, here is the Blessed Jennifer Connelly. Newly married, she came to the awards dressed up like she should have at last year's Acadamy Awards. My only complaint is the eye shadow - too much for such a beautiful face like that. Oh, her husband looks pretty good, but who cares?
Robin Williams - what is up with that stick, dead snake-looking thing around his neck? A tie is what's supposed to go there, boy.
Courtney Cox - beautiful, just plain beautiful. Everything looked great on her, from her hair to her shoes. The ling necklace was just perfect for the plunging neckline of the dress. Sexy, yet not sleazy. You go, girl!
Rita Wilson - This dress just didn't work for me. This picture doesn't show it, but as she moved it was obvious it didn't fit right. Better luck next time.
Cynthia Nixon - At the Acadamy Awards she was pregnant and had a dress that just looked terrible. Fast forward to now and a complete transformation. She looks wonderful - I am very impressed.
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