Queen Latifah - She looks like she's going to a wedding shower. Babe, you can do better than this for the Golden Globes.
Daniel Day Lewis - Baldy here showed how easy the men have it at these awards - a well fitted tux and BAM! - you look good.
Pedro Almodovar - the all black look is all wrong, too. I don't know what he looks like he's going to, but it's not the Golden Globes.
Having said that, the dark ensamble on Michael Chiklis looks good - the blue shirt was just enough to set it apart from Pedro's mess above.
Dennis Quaid cleans up real nice like - all he needed was a comb and he would have been great.
Jack - if he would only loose the stupid colored glasses!!! If you can ignore those, he looks great - I mean great.
Faye Dunaway - Another member of the Boob Squad, but she looked really good. I'm not sure I liked the wrap, but I'm also not sure it was wrong, either.
Michael Keaton - this looks super! I've finally warmed up to the long tie, but they do need to be formal, something you wouldn't wear to work. He got it just right - and it's straight! Good job!
Edie Falco - a member in good standing of the Squad. The choker is too wide, it looks like one of those things those crazy African women who try to stretch their necks wears
Debra Messing - Those tassle things ruined this dress, not that she has really ever looked that good at these shows. She's always trying to be different and ends up looking bad.
Elisa Cuthbert - Who? Whatever, the dress is too short.
Meryl is just looking old, with messy hair, in this.
Jennifer Garner - Looked great. Her dress was sexy, yet not too much, the choker wasn't too wide like Edie Falco's and she joind the Boob Squad by showing side cleavage, which is normally reserved for Heather Locklear.
Megan Mullally was another member of the Squad. The dress was different, but not bad. She is dangerously close to being too saggy for the low cut, but just managed to get by.
Richard Gere, another man you knows how to dress.
Mandy Moore - She raised the bar for the young crowd. She's dressed age appropriate and beautifully at that. Someone this young should wear a dress just like this one - very nicely done, Mandy
Heather Graham - This dress didn't work at all. It's shear and you can see the strange under-garments. It also didn't fit up top and she looked too saggy.
Lisa Kudrow - Another one who followed the Salma Hayak theory of dressing - good and simple. Excellent.
Even Camille Grammer cleaned up her act, as best she could. She's an ex-exotic dancer and tends to dress like one, too. At the Oscars, her dress was so low cut we all got to see the two reasons Kelsey has stayed with her for so long.
Leonardo looked super. The tux was fitted perfectly, he shaved is stubble and combed his hair. Very nice
Gene Hackman - really nice. The tie color and the burgundy hankie show that you can do something other than black and white without doing a S.L. Jackson purple tux.
Goldies dress just wasn't "on" for the Globes. It had too many swirls and tucks to be really nice and maybe just a little too low cut for a woman of her age. She was a member in good standing of the Squad, though.
Halle Berry - This is the dress she should have worn to the Oscars, not the breast-grasper she had on. The color is beautiful for her skin and it was fitted well. The necklace was the defining touch that made this perfect.
Kristen Davis - Wow! Is this great or what? Man, what a sight. The bright white dress just grabbed your eye on the carpet.
The Hilton Sisters - Paris and Nicky looked great. These New York socialites normally dress like rich sluts, but they cleaned up nicely.
Beyonce Knowles - does this just work or what? A different kind of dress, but it looked super! The flowers were just right and the hair was perfect.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Boob Squad, Garcelle Beauvais. This was too much for the red carpet, what was she thinking? I hear there were about forty babies crawling over to her looking for lunch.
Always looking good at the award shows, Hugh Grant.
Nicole Kidman - Everyone liked this dress; I thought it was a mess. The high cut front was more strip-club like than Golden Globes, the hair was WAY too severe and those earings were gigantic! Boo-Hiss!!
James Gandolfini - The winner of the Rob Reiner look-alike contest and he looked terrible. Don't try to make up for the loss of hair on top of your head by growing a mess down below, shave!!
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